Saturday, September 17, 2011

Girl Talk "All Day"

I apologize for the few minutes you will waste reading this, ahead of time, so maybe it would be best not to bother reading it ata al!! You have been warned!Girl Talk can make some kick--- mash ups "Oh No!" we have Ludacris(Move B****), Jay Z(99 probs and Empire state), Black Sabbath(War Pigs) in the first minute. If that wasn't enough they have a cool riff while Luda's still on the Mic. If that wasn't enough he uses the riff of "Jane Says" as they try to "Teach Me How To Dougie." I could name all the inclusions but it would wear off this "Ice Cream Paint Job " or burn the funk of "Strawberry Letter 23" F it!!!!! The Bllitzkrieg Bop vocals sound nice as you stand there "Waiting For the Sun." Missy Elliot Goes PUNK!!!??? Busta Rhymes wanna "Make it Clap" while Jay z asks "Can i get a?" The General Public just says use "Tenderness" which should be more effective than swearing. ELO and Juicy J,it sounds nice, but it's hilarious how it works so well, even with the "twerk twerk twerk." Snopp Dogg wants you ro "Drop it Like it's Hot" but Jim Jones likes to "Pop Champagne," and in the end you still feel like a "Loser." I do anyway. I like the "Pretty Girls" and so does Wale and Gucci. However the bass from Fugazi sound goosd and with enough energy can have you rollin' like a "Rude Boy" with Rihanna. Fabolous and Nate Dogg say "You Can't Deny it," and I agree "In Your Eyes" the verse from Foxy at the "Hot Spot" sounds... It almost "Make Her Say" that leaning back is a horrible dance! "In The Meantime" Ester Dean prefers us to "Drop it Low" for "All The Single Ladies," WTF! I Don't even like looking in the mirror with clothes on how the F*** am i going to drop my trousers for girls? Awkwarrrrd!!! Could we just "Party In the USA" with M.O.P. and Miley Cyrus? "Ante Up" MofuS!!!!!!!!!!! "Sour Times" are ahead, but don't worry Big Boi will keep it sweet as he catches the "SHutterbugg." "Why R U" so tired? "Get Up!" Fiddy, Skee-lo and the Talking Heads have us wishing that we we knew who was real, have me wishing I didn't feel like  a creep, cue handclap because we're getting "Dangerous" with Busta and "Delirious" with the Purple one. "Hey Ladies" please "Gett Off" my case, because I will not name every track used. The bass from "Lust For Life" works great with the drums from Beasties song. "Hello Good Morniing" you ready for the "LoveGame" or "The Jump Off" you must choose one! OHHHHHHHHHH  "I Want You Back." Toadies and B.O.B? "Get It Ready, Ready" or "Get Low." Hey "Cecilia" can you call Simon and garfunkel I have a question. Hey guys have you ever been "Rollin With Kid N'Play?." INXS "Need You Tonight" Fabolous can you holla back young'n? "Sunshine of you love" and Biggie with his crew checkin out a "Nasty Girl" While Jimmy Smith gives an impression of Brown. The clock is Tikin' with Ke$ha and "I Want It All!" Don't you, Birdman?Wayne? No "I Just Want You" he says, you must be high 'cause I don't even want me. I can't name everything and will not, so enjoy,ok try your best to enjoy this scroll o' SHizz. White Zombie believes in Ying Yang? "Me, Myself and I" believe "Everyone Drunk," or stoned because you hear U2, as Twista drops a verse to make you "Wetter." What a cocky ---hole. "Pretty Boy Swag" is pretty lame, but sounds nice with Aphex Twin's "Window Licker." "Boom Boom Pow" I knocked uo out "One More Time."  Rage and Rye Rye? Jibbs makes "The Dedication(AY DJ)" as he calls for "Hotel Room Servuce,"  and they're having so much fun that they "Just Can't get Enough." Missy Elliot has experienced "Digital Love" with Daft Punk, and don't you hate those darn "Gossip Folks?" May I love "The Way You Move," but i'm sick of the "Move Shake Drop" Flo Rida. "Heaven is a Place On Earth" and Derek and the Dominoes call out the "Haterz Everywhere" with B.o.B and Rich Boy, Hey "Layla" you don't hate me too, do you? I know there are many people that would call this SHizz if they were "Black or White." I will "Show My A**" only at "Our House," and will only show it to myself. LL Cool J? MSTRKRFT and N.O.R.E. with T. Rex. Guys, just "Bust A Move" with Kylie Minogue and Young MC "I Can't Get You Outta My Head" because you make me wanna say "OMG!" Temptations can "Get Ready" and cause us to do things we may regret, but "Time After Time" you just "Freeze Me." T.I., Gucci and Young Dro you can be anything else but "My Boo." Must you continue to be "BMF(Blowing Money Fast)" :WHERE Your Head At?" "Bet I" go "Hard In Da Paint" Arcade Fire wants us to "Wake Up" so we can ride the "Pony" with Ginuine? You're right, how often does that happen? I'd rather go to the mall i habve "Money To Blow."   I'll "Shout" there too! I'll tell them to "Pop Them Thangs!" the only problem is what do they want to pop? Usher's "Lil Freak" just "(Don't Fear) the Reaper" she's too busy satnding in the line for the bathroom todance in the dark? can't you go somewhere else wher a lot more people can do it at once. Supergrass says the "1st of Tha Month" is "Alright." Drake is so "Over" his love of a Flock of Seagulls and "I Ran (SO Far AWAY)" because of a darn "Aneurysm." Luda is getting low like it's "1901."Hey how low can you go? "It's More Fun To Compute" when "Steppin Out." Neil Diamond has "Everythang" under control. "It was a Good Day" I guess, but I had to get through "Gates of Steel." When the stones "Paint It Black" they use yellow as a nice accompaniment,and Wiz Khalifa helps out. Killer! "Good Thing!" it's "Gucci Time" because I am busy with somethin else, I can't go, sorry. "I Melt With You" Jay-Z as you GET THat DIrt OFF Your SHoulder!"This is not a review, just a bunch of lame, poorly written sentence fragments! "Imagine" that "One Day" that UGK just tells Rich Boy to "Drop" a new disc.This Record was made to be listened to as one cohesive whole, and because there are so many elements in each song I can't really name specific songs that were my favorites because it is definatly an albums album. there are many shining moments but they're spread all over the flippin place.So the feature is void! I did have help from the All day Samples Website. Thank You very much!               

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