Wednesday, December 24, 2025

Brett Eldredge "Merry Christmas (Welcome to the Family)"

 Meeting the family is a major milestone in a relationship and should not be taken lightly. Which is interesting because Brett Eledredge wastes no time with his introduction. Whether it is your first time, 300th time, or somewhere between or beyond, Eldredge welcomes you to his family with a song that effectively takes you to that holiday celebration. 

He then convinces you "It Must Be Christmas" with a sing-along full of imagery concerning family traditions, visual datemarks, and chosen family reunions. Speaking of reunions, Ms. Clarkson returns the favor by hopping on Eldredge's holiday tune, without an adventure underneath the mistletoe, but I am not talking about a kiss; although that is what a "Sweet December" could lead to.

The aforementioned duet sounded like the two were a little too "Warm and Cozy" when singing together, almost like they were singing alongside the love of their lives.  The song itself lives up to its name and can have the same effect that comfort food can have on the soul, except not as potent as the rest Jesus can bring your soul; I could not type the word "soul" without mentioning the only one who could save yours.

Now jumping from the reason for the season to an icon of the season. Brett already had a prior initiation riding on the big man's sleigh before, but "The Night St. Nick Got Sick" was Brett's turn to Tim Allen a Christmas Eve, solo. Others could say the initiation was more of an accident, but I digress. I have heard songs about a similar scenario over the last few years, but this might be the most boppin' of the three on memory sea.

"Season of Lights and Wonder" is sung in a style that arouses nostalgia and resembles a lullaby, but for the first action I cannot remember why. It may take you back; it may calm your nerves; it may even put things in perspective, but that is what this season does, or it can, if you pay attention and look outside your list, your life, and yourself.

"Who Will You Be Kissing on New Year's Eve?" is question I cannot answer without saying "no one," and I am fine with that. Nor is it a song I can describe without declaring "it is a vibe." It has this dreamlike quality that lures you in with those calming notes and bells at the outset of the song. I can visualize their duet in black and white. I love how their voices complement each other, and while I enjoyed his previous collaborator in Kelly Clarkson and their second holi-duet, this sounds more appealing to me.

It is great because Idarose, Alexis Idarose Kesselman, has her time to shine on this record (vocally), and she has a sultry voice that really complements Brett's. She wrote several songs on this record that happened to be some of my favorites, aside from this one; and displays some range in style. The funny thing is, she also wrote the song where Kelly Clarkson sings with Brett, but I still think Ms. Clarkson is better suited for that tune than Kesselman.

A lot can be said about the finale that has already been said about its earlier twin, but he brings that notion home and takes you to their family party if you're willing to suspend disbelief. Others can say Eldredge fabricates a false sense of familiarity with the listener in the album's bookends, which is true. But he does it with good intention, which makes the effort more endearing, doesn't it?

Monday, December 22, 2025

The Point This Post Reclaimed (Bublé n' Eldredge)

 I never expected to make three posts about one album, but this is here to make a point from the first post that lost itself to a more artistic ending.

Now, Buble had some original holiday bangers throughout his career, and crooned through some canonical staples, and so did Eldredge. But do the latter's original songs stack up to Buble's originals?  I think Eldredge proved he can release a whole record of originals with his latest, but I don't think Buble could do that. 

There are songs that Buble was featured on, but was not the main artist, so I question whether to include those. If you haven't heard "Elf's Lament" by the Barenaked Ladies, change that as soon as you can. However, the duet with Dolly Parton is weird, unless you imagine that the lyrics they are singing are to their significant others instead of each other, then it's not as bad. 

 The sole original on his only Christmas album, is still a favorite to listen to whether it's on a "Cold December Night" or warmer July evening. "Warm and Cozy" by Brett Eldredge may suit you just fine if you don't have a blanket, and depending on where you are you may not even need it.

Bublé really brought the joy on "The More You Give (The More You Have)," and while the story is different, you can listen to Brett's "The Night St. Nick Got Sick."

I think one of Bublé's least popular originals in this genre is "The Christmas Sweater," but it is a fun song to listen to, and sounds like what an ugly Christmas sweater could if it were a song, but better, because a lot of Christmas sweaters are not truly ugly, they are obscure, they are unique, they are intriguing, and they are offensive. Many might say, this is true of this song, especially the offensive part. 

Brett's tone parallel to Buble's would have to be "Merry Christmas (Welcome to the Family)" or its counterpart and bookend friend "Welcome to the Family (Reprise)."

There was one prospective tearjerker that Mr. Eldredge couldn't match, and that was Buble's most recent duet with Carly Pearce, "Maybe This Christmas." It's hard to be away from family on the holidays, especially when that may be the only time you see them. He's touched on this before, and the one that immediately comes to mind is "Home," which even was turned into a holi-duet with Blake Shelton for his Christmas album.

This song may not have matched it in the same way, but "Season of Lights and Wonder" by Eldredge does tap into a different emotional vein. 

I like both artists for what they create and who they are, I was not trying to create a competition between the two, just a blatant comparison. They both have released some quality evergreen and seasonal records over the years and would not mind hearing more. So, if the finale left you feeling underwhelmed and sore. Well, to some, happy endings are a bore.

Wednesday, December 17, 2025

The Nonexistent Battle Between Mr. Bublé and Mr. Christmas

 With 37.5% of his catalog being Christmas music, and three records to Mr. Bublé's one, we can say he is gunning for the title of "Mr. Christmas." As if that were not enough to use that as his (album) title from years past, he recently released a third record with a presence that should last. I know I cannot be the only person that prefers hearing new Christmas music over being regifted a dead horse, but people do like their reboots and games of horseshoes.

It can be said that Mr. Bublé is the contemporary Christmas crooner of choice, or one of the most popular by far, and that would not be wrong. His Christmas album is an "evergreen," just as good now as it was when it was uprooted from the shelf. He hasn't found need to release another but thankfully has managed to release a new yuletide jam at least once every several years, and even better that they are not mere covers. Some may scoff at his last solo newltide tune, "The Christmas Sweater," but it had a distinctive audio design that appealed to me, and not just me, right?

So, with this imaginary competition and its titleholder in possible peril, why was this brought up? If it takes Eldredge three records to beat Bublé at a game that he doesn't take as seriously anymore, is he worthy?

"If Bublé doesn't care about the title, then Mr. Eldredge can keep it, right? He should. They can coexist" a commentator declared. 

"Wait, isn't there already a 'Mister Christmas' that exists?" another question aired. 

"Yeah, there was a British electrician that was said to celebrate Christmas every day since 1993 by the real name of Andy Park, so I have heard" a Christmas pundit (to themselves) replied.

 "I believe there was a competition held by Hallmark to win the title of 'Mr. Christmas' and then star in one of their horrid holiday movies" another remarked. 

"Sounds like something they would do. However, I wouldn't call their movies 'horrid,' just bland and/or boring"

"Formulaic"

Soon a sea of criticism filled the soundscape and it became hard to distinguish and differentiate between opinions and voices.  "No, they are not all bad." I heard that comment and agree, just most of the movies.  

Thursday, December 4, 2025

Mac Powell "Christmas"

 It's that time of year again where almost everyone is making their lists and checking them twice, or thrice, four times even. The first two songs list things that may make it easier to "Have Yourself a Merry Christmas," whether it's the numerous nostalgia inducers mentioned in "Christmas Time Again My Friend," or the blessings some may pray on Christmas for, while others take advantage of.  While it has been long debated whether "Jesus Christ is Born" on December 25th or not, the true reason for the season has not changed, and the latter and the last song give honor where it is due. 

It is a short, sweet, and consistent set of songs given to the world to share the story of the light of the world, but not until after they introduce a song that includes holiday associations the world will be familiar with, or a Christmas Canon classic.                                                          

Thursday, October 16, 2025

Will Smith "Based on a True Story"

Not that I know from experience, but I think this point is still valid. If you're going to revitalize your own rap career you better have an album better than your last, especially if the record is old enough to drive, vote and (almost) old enough to drink. 

Will Smith has sprinkled several song releases over the past decade, with no sign of a full album, until earlier this year. I was elated for sure, but simultaneously skeptical. "Lost and Found" was his most consistent and creative solo record, in my humble opinion. Yes, "Big Willie Style" had some timeless bangers, but I don't think it was better than Will's "swan song."

So, when it released, I waited a while so I could process that his best album was no longer his last anymore; there was a young gun ready to shoot his shot. I heard his first song several times, but strayed from judgment until I heard the full record, which still had months before I listened to it.

Before I go any further, I believe it is time to speak of the elephant in the room, and I am not talking about that horrible lapse in judgment seen across the world at the Oscars several years ago. I still cannot believe Will slapped Chris Rock, it just didn't seem like something he would do of his own free will, pardon the pun. That moment portrayed Will as a puppet of retribution, because of someone else's inability to take a joke. Speaking of joke, now for the muted elephant..."Pretty Girls." A song that doesn't belong on the record but damaged Will's rap career revival anyway.
 
I read one of the comments on the video that "the song wasn't released, it escaped." and I agree. If this was song was some sort of Hollywood humiliation ritual to bring Will back to the upper echelon of fame, it failed miserably, because this song was high on humiliation and low on return. I like pretty girls as much as the next guy, but this song is another story. 

There have been comments that the girls featured in the video were not even that pretty, but I believe that is too harsh, they were definitely more attractive than any of the lyrics. It was really upsetting because this will prevent a huge portion of people from giving this record a chance, and it deserves it. No, Chris did not deserve that slap either.

I wanted to listen to this album with an open mind and remind myself that there was a ton of time between this record and his last, and I did try, but did I pass?

It is safe to say that Will can take a joke, and there is evidence in "Int. Barbershop-Day" where Will does play with others' preconceived perception of him, especially after "the slap." While I deem this more creative than his "first" song on the record, there is a point that all of the other jokas, that appeared on the intro, can agree on when it comes to "You Looking For Me?" Will Smith has been on many people's minds for a very long time, me included.

This would be his third solo record with a proper intro, but the first song off his last record was a banger right up the superhero of swing's alley. Why do I bring that up? Because like his first record, this album has multiple interludes, except these are called "sermons." There is definitely a higher concentration of acknowledgment of God in this record, and not because "The Reverend" makes an appearance.

The "rave sermon" sounds like it can be the start of an effective one, but one more focused on man than God, and I am aware that the intent was not biblical accuracy, but more focused on authenticity as to how (self-help) sermons go. It stoked the fire before the bangin' beat within the "Rave in the Wasteland" really hit the eardrums.
 
 I cannot call it a revelation, but Will does refer to that book in the bible, claiming to be one of the 144,000 to lead the awakening. While that is not merely a number, this is just a song, not a declaration of faith. However, "There's only two things I know for certain. You either trust the Lord, or you don't. And if you don't, Good luck." Happens to be the best line, and a truthful one at that. The second verse after the chorus also catches my eye.

Do you hear the black suits comin' or is it just me? I can hear an old classic instrumentally, but with the verses I think of a new chapter of the Wild Wild West, with or without Loveless, especially the lines before the first chorus. The lines between his declaration of gunslinger to his exclamation of peace in spite of being against the world are some of the best lyrics in the song, and the chorus with Jac Ross's vocals? "Bulletproof."

"Hard Times (Smile)" happens to be the longest song on the record, so far, and what I can say is that "less is more," less complexity to focus more on the song as a whole, and on Teyana Taylor's vocals; to focus on the beautiful scars that were the product of those times, just like that resilient smile. 

Speaking of "Beautiful Scars," those are addressed in the aforementioned, moreso in the video before the song begins. The video gives Will a chance to recreate some of the pivotal scenes of his biggest film career regret, and one of the more influential films of the nineties, The Matrix.  Yeah, we're not here to talk about videos, but it's pretty cool. Big Sean scenes to play dual roles, he is not only the Morpheus to Will's Neo, but Trinity as well.

I will not say the video was a serving of style over substance because the song itself was good. Will mentions the Matrix in the song, but I prefer his last verse. He sounded how Neo might sound before he became "The One" if he spit bars, instead of blood. I could say I had higher expectations for Big Sean's verses, and when reading the lyrics, I mistook some for Big Will's. Criticism aside, shoutout to O Banga for super-powering the chorus and marking up my memory.

 I must ask, did Will reference Will.I.Am's last solo album Willpower, or was it a mere lyrical coincidence? Decent record too, but was it better than this? While there were songs that definitely possessed #thatpower to stay on the charts much longer than this album's tracks, and may have had me geekin' a bit, I prefer this record.

Also, although Will feels "...like Mike every time they turn the mic on," I cannot say he performs to that caliber, if we're talking about Mr. Jordan. I know I am not the only one thinking it, but it's not meant to be deconstructive criticism, it's my opinion coming from a place of real love, and reality. 

Joyner Lucas and Will Smith reunite, drop some heat but not to the extent of "an aerosol inside a Arizona," yet with some lyrics I do really like. You can hear the angst in their deliveries and see it in the video by Cartuna; they respond to indignation in an acceptable manner in spite of that "tantrum" raging war against pleasant rapport.

Subsequent relationships are often not the same as a "First Love" and may require patience and some work to build upon, same can be said for this song. All the players in this short game of love gradually build the tension until their own arcs are resolved often in explosive fashion. Will has to iterate the intro though, while I must also applaud Marcin and India Martinez for their contributions to this song, it took a few times to begin to appreciate it, but I do now.

There have been plenty of times where I said to myself, because they cannot hear me or even know I exist, "You Make It Look Easy," to people of various professions. This time I'm talking to Will, "Yeah you have a few other songs on this record that are easier listening that preceded this one, but I'm referring to the title for my last word on this."

Once again, the rev is effective at raising interest for the next song. He also preaches about empathy, which is important, and also warns of a potent possibility, that our actions can be what brings someone from the edge or pushes them off of it. He's right, that one encounter you have with someone can mean more than you know.

Will has sprinkled singles throughout the album drought, but none of them had any airplay; I would not even know they existed if I did not look for them. So, when this song came out, I was excited, but curious as to what it entailed. When I finally did listen to it, I really liked the message, even though it masqueraded as a gospel song that would not align with true gospel. It could still do a lot of good.
 
Instead of a Bon Jovi-esque blaze of glory, which the vocalizing from Sunday Service reminds me of, it was an anthem for the fallen and downtrodden. We do all have our own cross to bear, but we don't have to bear it alone, and we don't. Even if you don't believe in God, He's there. "There's wisdom in the fire," Jesus is with you stoking that wisdom from those experiences as He sits alongside you in the flames.

The second major single was a different experience when watching the video, because it not only gave us more insight into the creative process but also testimonies of others' self-acceptance. He basically explained that this song was the template for  how he wanted to sound on his current triple album in the making. I could say "canvas," but Will is the canvas, and I am the critic. Also, template is a more accurate word choice.

 I know he wanted to use polar opposites in the lines of the song to reference the duality of human nature, also alluding that no one is perfect and state that through our differences and flaws we are a unique "Work of Art." There is a set of lines that address this:

"See yourself when you see me instead of acting like you got blindsided/ by the fact that I'm human, the good the bad, and the ugly/Just know you're looking into a mirror when you judge me."

 While there are many examples of polarities laid in most lines throughout his first verse, some a little goofy, but did he really have to declare "I am Musa, I am Jesus, I am Judas?" I remember after hearing and watching the video I commented in rhyme about this. It sounds unabashedly blasphemous, even if that was not the intent, can a marker scribble taint a Rembrandt?

It was Will's work, along with Russ and that son of his. So, he could do it as he saw fit. I just think it would have been better if he kept that composite of opposites out of it. It was also cool to see father and son working together. Now I don't know if there is any beef between, but what does Russ mean when he claims his soul is trapped and writing Bryson Tiller beats? I heard some of the latter's music before, but not enough to ascertain whether that was a jab or jive? (latter word has positive connotations for me)

Finally! I mean that exclamation in the best way possible because Will wraps up this underrated work of art with his own work of art sermon. I didn't pick up on it right away, but I would be surprised if the rev was not Will. There is more that can be said, but Will's succinct sermon of self-acceptance is potent enough.

It would not be right for me to just end the review there because this record was a big deal for me. I thought his last record was going to stay what it was, even though I was always open to a new album. I just didn't think he would be able to top "Lost and Found." As said in the beginning but with a different delivery, if someone plans to revitalize their music career decades later after a stellar swan song (not everyone will agree with that opinion), that artist has to bring their best they have to offer. Was it better? It was different, but I appreciated it for what it was, and it was only the tip of the iceberg. 

My only request is that Will waits longer before he releases the second part and gives himself more time to recharge creatively; a solid start so far, but bigger projects like this sometimes favor quantity over quality. Would I like 30 more new songs aside from these, even if ten were forgettable additions? No. I am really curious to see where this next album will go, as long as I don't hear another version, or song like, "Pretty Girls." Whilst it was a Freudian slip, and a similar serving of vengeance on Chris Rock's behalf on a major scale, it was not a forgettable song. Which is unfortunate because his comeback deserved a better shot, and like Will, this album slaps.

Friday, October 3, 2025

Tossing a Love Letter into the Ludaverse

I don't usually write reviews regarding rap albums anymore, or albums that are outside the seasonal bent, but it has been over a decade, and this record must have made enough of a mark to consider revisiting it for a tribute.

Thursday, July 31, 2025

Jimmy Fallon "Holiday Seasoning"

 Bored with Christmas music? Maybe you need some Holiday Seasoning

Wait a second! Where are you going? What? Wasn't that an appropriate joke?

"Exactly, it was a 'joke.' I can tell this may be one of the most boring reviews about an album chock full of holiday cheer and intrigue."

No, I do agree with that. But I haven't even started yet, so please just read another sentence or two. I would consider that an early Christmas gift. One down, two to...wait, I should have said three, or a paragraph! I hadn't even gotten started yet! No, I will not beg you to stay, nor play it coy the "Baby, It's Cold Outside" way.

We could all use a "Holiday" from time to time, whether in light-hearted or in free verse. This is almost as good as the Jo Bros own tune, "Like It's Christmas," but different, not worse. LL Cool J even stops by for the remix on the deluxe with several references and a red solo cup. Sounds like a party, and the lyrics do attest, but... 

"Hey Rudy!" these holiday-rooted lyrics are more engaging, and the music is better suited for a holiday family fun fest, while the former is perfect for caroling, or taking a stroll whilst viewing holiday decorations.

"Wrap Me Up"

No, it's too soon to end this review, there is still more to say, and I forgot, how many guesses did Jimmy make before he realized Meghan Trainor was the gift? That's a game you can choose to play. It was a real cute duet, with an even cuter lyric video. 

Also, if you have not heard A Very Trainor Christmas, and you like her style, where have you been all the while? She even has her own song for the holidays with the funkiest elements on Earth; she was the water.

This next song must be a hall-iday pass for JF and JT because although this song doesn't sound the same as "Mistletoe," and is very catchy, I remember Bieber receiving a lot of flak when this tune was released, and he was a kid for crying out loud. "You'll Be There" judging me, and that's okay, as long as you hear the song.

There is a lot can be said for "It Was a...(Masked Christmas)." I know it was released as a "single" and a video was made for it, but I don't think that means it should automatically be on the record. On one hand it was a capsule of calamity in time no one wants to remember, and the video is full of visuals that could be triggering to many people; albeit the incorporation of certain elements visually is intriguing, it still can be upsetting. It is basically propaganda wrapped in a holiday song.

 "How You Know it's Christmastime" spouts a short list, not a good or bad list, but one that hosts            holi-dentifiers for those people whose life feels like it is one long day. That may not have been the best way to put it, but it's what I got. That, and love, among other things; I cannot declare it sublime though.

One of my favorite songs to listen to during the holidays is another sad New Year's Eve tune, "Same Old Lang Syne" by Dan Fogelberg. To me, it may be even more sad than the song Jimmy was lamenting, and in that lamentation, inspiration.  The "New Year's Eve Polka" with Weird Al is a lot cheerier than its other NYE counterparts, but it is not the most fun you can have on the record.

The next few songs see Fallon sounding like Chris Issak on "Chipmonks and Chestnuts"; "The Boss" to me, but Jimmy was inspired by Zevon for "One Glove"; and I hear John Lennon in "Merry Happy Christmas."

I don't like to drink, but I would be interested in trying "Coquito."

For fans of the "Hallmark Movie," this may offend you. It may even offend Lifetime movie fans, but the song is only relaying the formula that people who have watched several movies see again and again. The last few years, I have grown to appreciate rom-coms and rom-drams and managed to sit through a few hallmark and lifetime films. There are some good ones, but some of them just may have several names. 

While we may not agree that this "Weird Cousin" imitated Weezer really well, we can come closer to an agreement that Jimmy Fallon effectively imitated Bob Dylan and have an even higher likelihood of agreeing that "Thanksgiving Eve" is the biggest drinking night of the year; that prospect is overrated, but I do like the song.

In the traditional album finale, Dolly Parton returns for another, but much less awkward, duet that iterates it is "Almost Too Early for Christmas." The video has the same style as the duet with Meghan Trainor, so it is really cute, even with Jason making an appearance. Their duet on Dolly's last Christmas album was creepier, and that is if you consider the context of the age discrepancy, which makes it a little weird. 

While I do enjoy solitude, I do not think I would like "Christmas Alone," and I may be a lone wolf here, but the autotune and the audio effects cause this Christmas banana to peel; with that said, I can also see how and where others can find this tune to be unbearable and annoying.

As contradictory as this can be, "The Elves Are Unionizing" while wrapped in what sounds like (folk?) punk to me. Nope, he was not my Idol, but the first name I thought of was Billy. I also figured out the other artist I could not pinpoint, another Billy with last name Joel

However, "Broadway (Do You Remember)" finds my memory in less of a fog, as Jimmy reminds me of an A.I. Elton John: good, but not the real thing.     

As for the rest of the songs, a grab bag of souvenirs from the consistently distant aunt and uncle you may see once every y...five years: A song that could be featured on a Rivers Cuomo Christmas Record; a somber dose of nostalgia brought to us by Fallon and Lang Lang; a song about secrets and surveillance sung by an Elvis impersonator less than a foot tall; two covers live at the Electric Lady; and finally a holiday reboot with another rapper that busts rhymes .